As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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