O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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