Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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