Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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