Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize
