I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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