it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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