I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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