Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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