I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
