I should be sponsored by Trojan
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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