I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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