Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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