Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
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