I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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