I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she pinky promised me she was 18
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
