try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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