woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize