Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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