It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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