That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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