Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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