she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My liver just had a heart attack.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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