508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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