So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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