Im at strip club and am horny
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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