There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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