It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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