i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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