So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
