Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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