Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm getting married
To pizza
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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