His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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