Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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