shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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