What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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