his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Randomize
