Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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