Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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