I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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