I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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