is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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