I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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