Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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