why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I think your dad took our porno
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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