Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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