Got a toothbrush?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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