What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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