Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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