this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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